THE NICMO DANCE

You can nicmo if you want to
You can kiss my friends behind (my house)
But if they don't nic and if you don't nic
Well they're no friends of mine

You kiss if you want to
A place where they will never find
We can kiss like we come
From out of this world
Leave the real one far behind

You can nicmo with me
Everybody out of control
You can nic for free
Doing it pole to pole

You can kiss me if you want to
You are young and so am I
If your bottom lip won't do it
We can totally remove it
And the top one will just work out fine

I pledge my allegiance
To get nicmo everyday
And if I don't do it
And if I could have done it
I'll reproach myself in every way

I pledge my allegiance
To the flag of the USA
Our fathers probably did it
Though I'm sure they won't admit it
So get a little every day

- Fall 1988, Ash Hall/Kevin Burdick